Basically just be Brian Malone and have a bunch of kids. Oh and don't ever do anything on time..even when money is involved. Just don't do it...and if you decide to do it, put the wrong date. But even with that..take at least 4 weeks to correct it. One last thing..your hairline can not be straight and you must be secretly in love with Sam Holdson.
by b malone February 14, 2017
Get the Hoemug. by Real_b January 1, 2019
Get the Hoemug. by TheDictionaryExpert September 4, 2018
Get the Hoemug. An ugly girl that can't get dick so she results in sending nudes to half of the state cause she can't get anything in person, and uses the excuse "I'm single" to do everything and also things because she doesn't fuck the guy she's not a hoe, honey you're a straight slut
by Cocobitch1776 October 1, 2017
Get the Hoemug. 1. A woman who is constantly on every guys dick
2. Flirts with every guy she sees in eye sight
3. Gets in between him or hers relationship
4. Loosely with her body
5. Throws herself on me
2. Flirts with every guy she sees in eye sight
3. Gets in between him or hers relationship
4. Loosely with her body
5. Throws herself on me
by Dont be a hoe May 8, 2016
Get the Hoemug. by theratchet July 6, 2015
Get the Hoemug. 