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West midlands

An area of the UK which is the English equivalent to the DMV.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being the chav capital of the Universe.
''Been making toast and someone tried to rob me'' said Bob
''That some pussy shit up here in the west midlands init'' said Jim
by Kestrel4e March 1, 2019
mugGet the West midlandsmug.

morton west

ghetto ass 5 day daycare with hella Cicero baddies hooked up with bowl cut sagging ass Edgars thinking they g'd up. they also got a soccer team with them varsity niggas probably related to Maradona or sum shi. the secret passageways also constantly smell like hot pussy due to the fact that all the sneaky links finger each other there.
"look at him he goes to Morton west"

" that nigga prolly named Jose and his IG user prolly (NoLimitJose) or sum shi"
by melapelannnnn May 19, 2022
mugGet the morton westmug.

West Row

West Row is a little village in Suffolk England. There are 3 US bases close by, Mildenhall, Lakenheath and Feltwell, which means there is a constant flow of American men and women through the village...good news for the local teens! There is a primary school opposite one of the village pubs so the kiddies can start early and there is a stadium down the bottom of a rather long country road...where they do bangers, speedway and greyhound racing amongst other things!
West Row, its a local place for local people...deep in the fens there'll be no trouble here!!!
by Burgatroyd April 22, 2009
mugGet the West Rowmug.

West Howe

An absolute fucking cesspit located between Poole and Bournemouth. It is recommend that you do not go here if you value your life and belongings. If England was a prison, West Howe would be the nonce section. Avoid at all costs.
Man 1: "Where do you live?"
Man 2: "West Howe"
Man 1: "I'm sorry"

"Little Jimmy just got West Howe'd"
by West Howe is shit January 14, 2019
mugGet the West Howemug.

Mica West

The most amazing and astounding girl you will ever meet, and not the porn star
Ite Mica West, Ur ded sxy
by largav November 16, 2010
mugGet the Mica Westmug.

sent west

When someone (particularly a cumbrian) has a bit of a bad time on weed.

Possible origin: nobody wants to go to west cumbria
"ow ez man, yer sending us west"

"johnny went pure west last night"
"aye he was sent west"
by froomcake February 8, 2022
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John West

Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.
That lad is absolutely John West.
by a_ev.ans May 3, 2019
mugGet the John Westmug.

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