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mole shark

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.
Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.

Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.
by GialanellaLover69 April 30, 2019
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Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.
Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?
by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020
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loan shark

some body who'll loan ya some money and break legs if u dont pay it back in time.
"Shit that loan shark gonna break my legs, blow up my car, rape my wife and shit in my bed if i dont pay him soon."
by mikeyj MoFo July 18, 2004
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.
It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.
by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013
mugGet the dookie sharkmug.

Retarded Shark

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.
Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*
by yourmatha July 4, 2011
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Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
mugGet the Tank a sharkmug.

thumb shark

Dickhead brothers (most commonly found in groups of 3) that resemble living breathing thumbs with shark characteristics. This is a rare species of thumb sharks can most commonly be found living right on the coast of Southern California near Redondo Beach
Girl 1: Those three boys just ruined our movie night
Girl 2: What a bunch of thumb sharks
by thumbsharkhater456 November 25, 2017
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