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face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009
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map

did u see map tdy she was leng
by mapbap111 October 28, 2022
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Map

Hey, look over there, there is a map!
by EnterName0916 May 6, 2024
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town map

I was in the middle intercourse, but then I had to take a shit. So I gave her a town map.

The name is derived from the way you open the vagina, to the way you open a map.
by 45 Degrees March 1, 2014
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Map Sense

Map Sense is a term used when asking if someone's confused about their sexuality

Someone with map sense know what they like, people with no map sense basically love it up the arse AND like a bit of cunt every now and again.
Do you have any map sense?

I.e. are you confused?

Guy: "Either of you got map sense?"
Girl: "Not really"
Other girl: "Nope"
Guy: "Jackpot."
by Manjit Gill February 18, 2009
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Red dot on the map

When someone becomes a known sex offender.
I’m curious about our neighbor. He’s a red dot on the map. Wdym? When someone becomes a known sex offender.
by B-rizzle June 21, 2025
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Starboy's map

His maps are no good. In fact they're really bad, they make you want to cut your wrists or even kill yourself.
The starboy's map killed 100 people today
by AntoineDupont1260 July 15, 2020
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