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Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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afro testicle

Noun. You have to be an African Testicular Genital Region. To be an Afro testicle you must be a congroid and live in the sub Saharan deserts of the USA.
I once had an Afro testicle, but then it fell off in the swamps of dagoba.
by Afro Testicle January 4, 2017
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right testicle

What’s Bryces lookalike? “I know! A right testicle.”
by Gagabooboo101 July 17, 2023
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Sexoward Testicles

Sexoward Testicles is a character made for a canceled Friday Night Funkin' mod "Nightmare Squidward Madness". He's a mix of Squidward Tentacles and Losyash from Smeshariki, and he'll fuck yo hoe
This Sexoward Testicles dude was amazing, such a shame he became forlorn.
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025
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Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.
Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
by korbloc_dragonte March 22, 2023
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testicle milk

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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Testicle

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!
Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.
by __Ari__ September 23, 2021
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