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canadian tennis

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
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Tenny times

commonly mistaken for "twenty times" but you panic and fail and accidentally say "tenny times"
Jack buss jacks of tenny times a day
by mr tenny July 25, 2009
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Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
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Converse Tennis

A Game Of Serve & Recieve Similar To Tennis On A Court
However This Definition Is Conversation Despatch & Recieve
You Say Hello , I Reply Iya How Are You
Really Enjoying This Converse Tennis ! Hey Me Should Register That Slang Innit , At Urban Dictionary !+)
by The V ONE 2nd To None January 31, 2019
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Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman
That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls
by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019
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All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022
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