sword fighting

when drunk and at the front door of one's home, trying to find the keyhole and crazily dabbing at the area around it, resembling a sword fight

from my bedroom I could hear sally sword fighting with the door after a night at the bar

by Chris4545 December 28, 2006

liquid sword

The most severe diarrhea. It burns in almost a piercing manner. Feeling like a liquid sword is coming out your backside.

Dude after this weekend crazy drinking, I’ve got mad liquid swords. Shit kills man, burns like a mofo

by Sergio Garcia February 26, 2008

samurai sword

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.

I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.

by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008

Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

sword fight

a thing that sex offenders do toghether they sword fight

yo i sword fighted and won

by reddit is basically pornhub January 30, 2021

dual swording

The act of using two swords in a sword fight. Often times, you have to be generally skilled in order to participate in dual swording. (Unless you want to stab yourself in the chest.)

1. You should of seen that guy; he was dual swording like a pro!

by Sir Terry May 5, 2014

sacred sword

sacred sword is an anime game where you have to use your sacred sword (penis) in bed with your female characters in order to make them stronger.

I need to use my sacred sword to make koko chan stronger

by SexyPigBoi November 2, 2018