The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger

I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.

by Technosmash October 6, 2017

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

Swiss

Having holes/not making sense

Person 1: "Man, that story was super swiss"
Person 2: "Yeah! It was totally fake!"

by AEs1r June 13, 2021

Swiss Cheese

To shoot someone full of holes

I'll Swiss Cheese yo snitching ahh twin

by DaUrbanBoy February 15, 2025

Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.

Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.

by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.

You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.

by Geordie6 June 16, 2024