tight sweater

slang term/ while performing anal sex on a woman you stuff your testicles into her vagina

my girlfriend forgot my birthday last year, so this year for christmas im giving her the tight sweater

by ryanonthespot March 10, 2011

Over the Sweater Good Morning Tokyo

When a guy fiddles with your boobs like it's a radio.

Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.

by nekoparc5 November 10, 2014

Sweater Welfare

When a friend or co-worker decides to wear old dingy sweaters. Either from a deceased relative or found in an old, dusty container in the attic. (most likely from wife) This person wears them to work with confidence and doesn't realize the whole office thinks he is a tool.

OMG!!!! Did you see Tom's sweater today? He is totally on sweater welfare!

Tom decided to go up into the attic and sift through a bunch of old sweaters from his Swedish wife. Since he decided to wear them to work and out of the house. He is now on Sweater Welfare.

by Sweater Police September 30, 2010

Rock Sweat

When you are sweating so badly for apparent reason and you look like The Rock when he was in Fast Five.

Guy1: "Dude, I don't know why but, I went to pee and now I'm sweating like a fat guy!"

Guy2: " Haha, check it out! You got Rock Sweat!"

by mad85 January 23, 2012

green sweater

slang for pot

Come on in the back room...we are knitting a green sweater!

by Mike April 20, 2004

Dicko sweat

A dicko sweat is whereby the body produces a surplus of sweat out of every available pore, in the shortest period of time. A dicko sweat is more drastic and dangerous than a traditional sweat; which can leave the person sodden and angry in rage.

Mark “Did you see Josh at the football last night?“ James “Yer it looked like he just got out the shower, a massive dicko sweat”

by JRennard August 17, 2011

Sexy Sweat

The term is used for an extremely, undeniably, irresistible male. Physical attraction is not necessary. One to be dubbed Sexy Sweat only requires embodiment of erotic desires and steaming lust, that pours from the glands of the blessed one's body.

"Oh gawd! That hottie over there in the 'You know you want me' tee shirt is such a Sexy Sweat!"

by Nontoxic Sharpie June 11, 2007