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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.
Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.
by Kihlba November 20, 2023
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Swagger

The ultimate life form, you cannot compete with a swagger. Swaggers are the better life form. You are a not swagger, the swagger is swag... We all know a swagger, the question is do the swaggers know they are swag too?
-“Hey you heard of the new kid in school?”
-“Oh hell yeah, they’re a swagger man.”
by anonymous May 23, 2021
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Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.
Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger
by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008
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Swaggers

'Swag' and 'poggers' combined.

Used to express excitement or just as a filler word when you don't know how to react.
"Hey look at this cool thing that I got!"
"That's so swaggers, homie..."
by paper_stapler January 1, 2022
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Ultimate Swaggers

Someone who holds the most swag known to man
“Bro that outfit is fire, you got ultimate swaggers
by Ultimate Swaggers May 4, 2021
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Swaggers

Pog, and Swag mixed together to make one
Woah bro! That was so swaggers (Poggers + Swag)
by CreampuffTheBunny March 15, 2021
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