ass shackled

To be gay married.

Randal. It is time for me to cram my pork sword in your winking stinker! Oh how much I love to be ass shackled with you Greg!

by MyClam November 26, 2016

cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.

Damn that dude is a cock swankler!

by Cock swankler April 6, 2017

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

crackle spackle

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

mexican spackler

Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.

I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.

by Vwsparky July 2, 2018

rusty shackle

When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.

Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!

by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019