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Superman

Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.
Nobody you know is like Superman or Clark Kent, since Superman is alien.
by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019
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Black Superman

You know... You can electrocute Superman pretty good but...
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
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Superman Funko Pop

A literal funko pop that looks like Superman, bro has powers too.
Hey mom, can you give me that Superman Funko Pop?
by Colton20101 March 28, 2023
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Superman Is Dead

Superman Is Dead are like Indonesian Green Day on crack. Belati Tuhan is their best song as it reminds me of 80s hard-core punk
by UltimateDoge July 23, 2023
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Supermanning

Taking bedsheets and sticking them to the girl's back with your own ejaculate
Clark said that Lois loves superheroes, so Clark tried supermanning her.
by Jhowsie April 8, 2025
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Tha Superman

When a man an his lady are fighting because she didnt wana let him hit it tha night before so he waits till she goes to sleep an he closes his eyes an rolls tha Dice (or Jack's off) on to her back by her neck and grabs tha sheets and sticks them to it and then dips out an calls her in tha mornin to come thru its gunna be like she's superman comin to his rescue! 🥳Haha he he whoo whoo 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😜 😁😎
2 friends r kickin bak bullshittin an talkin ?about there lady's. One homie says somethin like u jus mad cus yo lady ain't letchu hit huh.an tha other homie says man I ain't Wana hit it anyways she needed some act right so I gave her tha Superman
by MargartaMix n TortillaChips September 15, 2023
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