Nod Squad

Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.

There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

b1 Squad

b1 squad is on top. Official Founder OBS Slams used to DDoS now is learning other stuff. He created b1 squad at 2018 and has been on top since then so many squads tried to go against us failed. WE ARE ON TOP B1 SQUAD

Official Founders socials @obsslams on instagram!

b1 is on top best squad in the com / b1 Squad

by OBS Slams March 17, 2021

Dyl squad

An elite force of people who worship dylan shaw

I’m part of Dyl squad are you? #dylsquad

by grandsquaead January 17, 2022

squad mobile

A relatively small car with an R plate which has at least five absolute lads who will catcall and shout things out of the window.
These are cars you would avoid especially while walking because you are guaranteed to get honked at.

"Omg did you just see that squad mobile go past?"
"Wait who's that shouting-oh it's a squad mobile fml"

by Neeevvv June 3, 2016

The panda squad

A whole bunch of cute animals in one place. Including Lucy, Nora, Pucket, Diesel, Leroy.

Wow, the panda squad is very cool.

by The Panda Squad December 21, 2016

Fist Squad

A group of people who get together on semi-regular basis, usually while in foreign countries and systematically fist each other to pass the time.

McKenzie: How did you like our Fist Squad?
Anthony: It was great! Although it's hard to walk today.

by Misterfister August 15, 2017

Gay squad

The gay squad starts with the one gay but in a few years they're is only one straight member. The one gay member doesn't turn them gay. They help them relise they're hella gay just by being really fucking gay around them. The first gay is usually the most open gay. A gay preacher if you will.

Friend: "that's the gay one"
1st gay: "you right"
/A few years later/
1st gay: "that's the straight one"
Stranger: "wait are the rest of you all gay??"
7 voices: "yes but I'm /unidentifiable screaming of sexualities/"
Stranger: "a gay squad oh hell yeah!"

by De biggest gay September 13, 2018