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spunk

1: Another term for cannabis.

2: A swedish spirit.

3: To ejaculate.

4: Semen.
1: I know a farm that grows alot of spunk.

2: I need some heavy booze. Spunk anyone?

3: I masturbated so much i spunked on the ceiling.

4: Is that a spunk stain on your bed?
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
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spunk

spunk - if a guy is spunky he is hot hot hot stuff!
"that guy who works at industrie is such a spunk"
by cat2 June 23, 2004
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spunk gullet

A man or Woman that is rather fond of a spunky drink of an morning, afternoon or evening. Gullet – Mouth & Spunk – Sperm. So there ya go!
"Hay! Shut it Spunk Gullet your the only cum guzzeling slut round here!"
by Kmcca5 March 15, 2004
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Spunkjack

Verb, meaning to take semen from a man against his will. Typically this will be done by a pre/early-thirties woman to her soon to be ex in order to secure a set of fertilised eggs for later implantation, although it could also have uses in framing someone for crimes with a sexual angle.

The origins of the term come from a discussion surrounding a recent case in ireland in which a man blocked his ex-wife's attempts to have eggs which he had fertilized implanted in order to bear children. His arguement was that half the genetic material was his. However, unless said material was taken by force, he must have willingly donated it, there by creating a 'gift' of his sperm. So for his case to hold water, only one thing could have happened - he'd been spunkjacked. (Had he won the case, he could have said to have had spunk justice)

Interestingly there is no antonym since you can't put it back in once it's out. To date, I am unaware of any cases in which anyone has tried to force one mans semen into anothers Japs eye but if it happens to you then please accept my sincere condolences.

Contrary to popular belief, Spunkjacking is not a victimless crime. At least 2 million of the little white soldiers stand to die in a failed hit. And most men do not appreciate getting a hand job if you don't wake them up when it's happening.

Luckily, you can help cut down on Spunkjacking in your area. When a woman gives you a mouth-based treat, make sure you donkey punch her so she is forced to swallow. Also, having a spare condom or even an empty crisp packet handy can be a life saver.
So she's all like, sucking my cock but I never checked that that bitch had swallowed, next thing I know I have a paternity suit on my hands. She's a god damned Spunkjacker!

But officer, I've never even seen this dead woman before. How could my semen be all over her face, hands and clothing? Dear God! I've been Spunkjacked!
by Nunberry July 16, 2006
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spunkbeard

To spunk on a girls chin
I took her sideways then gave her a spunkbeard
by Matnfjkwg October 10, 2006
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Spunkfarter

Scottish colloquial.

A derogatory term used against a hetrosexual man to imply he may have had many homosexual encounters.

A derogatory term for as homosexual man.
C'mere you ya wee spunkfarter.

Look at that pair eh spunkfarters.
by d1v0r April 24, 2007
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spunk trunks

The pants every male owns that he wears solely around the house and never washes and they have a conspicuous crusty stain somewhere on the front that is the result of misplaced ejaculants which occured some weeks or months before and now just hangs on for the ride.
had on me spunk trunks and my mates girlfriend showed up and I had to do the old "place different random objects over my crotch area to cover my spunk" trick, worked like a charm
by boners mcgee 2 February 23, 2011
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