slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011

slack

Slack can be a short of SLACKWARE,
Slackware Linux, the kernel or operating system or os.

www.slackware.com

Slackware is the greatest Linux distribution ever!

- Are u using windows xp?
- Yeah :-(, it can't be any worse! How about u?
- Well, I'm using Slackware Linux! It doesn't blue screen like windows! HAHA Windows Sucks!
- Yeah it really does!

by POE December 23, 2003

Slack Ass

An extremely lazy HR Manager of Nigerian extraction. Often to be found 'skulking' in others offices, blaming others for her own failings, abdicating all responsibility to poorly trained office juniors.

"Jesus! Where's that fucking Slack Ass bitch hiding today?"

Slack Ass

by Graham Herbert December 11, 2008

slacker

Someone who uses Slackware linux

"Jim over there has been a slacker for years now"

by mike October 9, 2004

Slacking

To leave the house without a firearm.

You out here with no burner, you slacking

by RayWallace January 23, 2020

slackademic

A student, or intellectual, whom regularly isn't intellectually curious about every aspect of their discipline. Also a student, or intellectual, whom regularly finds ways to reduce his/her workload, due to laziness.

The slackademic spent most of lecture analyzing the professor's words and emotions in order to glean only the most important ideas to reduce the amount of material to review in preparation for the exam.

by slackademic August 25, 2004

Slack

An adjective that describes any orifice that has seen copious amounts of penis or similar object (e.g. broom).

Alan: Good Lord! Your bumhole is extraordinarlily slack, I doubt my penis would even touch the sides.

Jill: What can I say, I like penis.

by DaftusCuntus September 27, 2009