sped

A faggoty way to say "retarded". Originated when two guys were creaming each other's throats. One of them choked, and vomited cum all over the floor. It looked like the letters "SPED". So, like the dumbasses they were, they made a term almost as stupid as them.

"I am a fucking moron. I use the term sped."

by Bainemo April 14, 2005

seds

Seds is the nickname given to the ever greatful Hannah Seddon, saving her from the embarassment of walking round with the nickname "fudge" over her head.

"SEDS!! shut the fuck up!"
Also "sedders" and "chedders" when one can be assed to use an extra syllabul.

by Seds March 29, 2005

Sped

Sped is a word that is a synonym to the one and only Dylan. To qualify as sped, you must be named Dylan, have red hair, be three years old, and a Saint Bernard.

“Do you know sped?”
“Oh, you mean Dylan? Yeah! She’s super sped.”

by Zoike July 6, 2019

Sped Head

The act of a lax boy with blonde hair getting the fucking life sucked out of his shrimp by an absolute whale of a bitch, weighing at a whopping 297 lbs!

Did I mention she also has autism🤣🤣#Sped Head

by Seth pubes May 17, 2021

Coriander seeds

Cash

by Lehem October 18, 2003

SPEDI

A SPecial EDucation Immigrant. Created for a history project about immigrants in the 1900s

That taxi nigga must've failed SPEDI school, cuz he can't give me the right change.

by dvda gangsta' May 7, 2007

SPEASY

A girl who is I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T (do you know what that means?) and does not need a guy to have a spectacular time with her girls.
BAM.

Look at that speasy!! She knows where it's at.

by speasy 1 and hot tamale March 10, 2009