I know that not ALL "soccer moms" are like this...So, I'm just going to define the STEREOTYPICAL "soccer mom".
A middle/lower-upperclass caucasian (9 times out of 10) female between the ages of 25-45. Known for their huge SUVs and mini-vans laden with corny bumper stickers. Very (hyper)active members in the school district (PTA, school board, etc.). Usually has at least 3 kids...blah, blah, blah. Also famous for the "sweater on shoulders tied sleeves in front" look.
But basically, a chick who still bases her life on the bullshit foundation that women were put on this earth to cook, clean, make babies, and raise babies. Their husbands are never around, because they're probably cheating, because more than likely, she's become more overweight and more unattractive with a drastically declining sex drive...But the soccer mom is to busy picking up little Rebecca and Timmy from karate class to notice.
A middle/lower-upperclass caucasian (9 times out of 10) female between the ages of 25-45. Known for their huge SUVs and mini-vans laden with corny bumper stickers. Very (hyper)active members in the school district (PTA, school board, etc.). Usually has at least 3 kids...blah, blah, blah. Also famous for the "sweater on shoulders tied sleeves in front" look.
But basically, a chick who still bases her life on the bullshit foundation that women were put on this earth to cook, clean, make babies, and raise babies. Their husbands are never around, because they're probably cheating, because more than likely, she's become more overweight and more unattractive with a drastically declining sex drive...But the soccer mom is to busy picking up little Rebecca and Timmy from karate class to notice.
Again, not all "soccer moms" are like this...but then, that wouldn't make them soccer mom now would it?
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Two in the crack, one in the back
Two in the cum, one in the bum
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt
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Two where you eat, one in the seat
Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn
Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
Two for the kitty, one in the shitty
Two for the moose, one in the caboose
Two in the bank, one in the stank
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever
Two in the bush, one in the tush
Two in the cherry, one in the fairy
Two in the coot, one in the poot
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the cootie, one in the booty
Two in the crack, one in the back
Two in the cum, one in the bum
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt
Two in the fun, one in the bun
Two in the giney, one in the hiney
Two in the goo, one in the poo
Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye
Two in the humper, one in the dumper
Two in the junk, one in the trunk
Two in her meat, one in her seat
Two in the muff, one in the stuff
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot
Two in the play, one in the gay
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate
Two in the poon, one in the moon
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch
Two in the soup, one in the poop
Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!"
Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps
Two where you eat, one in the seat
Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn
Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
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