Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

mars sober

A state of sobriety from all drugs except DMT, Psilocybin, and all classical and/or synthetic entheogens.

I don’t use any drugs except for hallucinogens. I’m Mars Sober.

by The Machine Elf (IYKYK) November 30, 2025

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015

OBX Sober

Constantly double faded

I never goto work till i'm OBX Sober

by 0ldN3ws July 1, 2021

Sober

People that don’t do anything but go to work.

Sober minded and job having

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

Buffalo Sober

When you quit hard drugs and weed , but still maintain a constant buzz from booze.

Trevor: I'll forever be California Sober, can't stop puffin doinks

Sean: I'm more of a Buffalo Sober, constantly having 15 beers throughout the day to keep my buzz up

by Smurpho16 February 10, 2025

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021