Sober stick

What you call the vape due to its depleting effects on your high
Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now”

Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”
by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024
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vegas sober

Similar to California sober, a person who is Vegas sober only uses cocaine, sometimes cannabis as well. They do not drink alcohol, hence “sober.”
I blacked out last weekend so I’m going Vegas sober next time we go out.
by S. Maryjane May 01, 2024
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sober syndrome

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics
Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome”
by Levinator28 July 17, 2023
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sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.
That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.
by November 01, 2017
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Sober Week

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.
the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.
by absolutely badass September 22, 2008
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Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 26, 2015
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