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snatchems

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.

Also, mainly, snatchums.
Bob goes to John's fridge and takes the last beer while exclaiming "snatchems!"
by Carter July 13, 2004
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snatchalater

A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.
Ed didn't return the favor last night. He's such a snatchalater.
by Darrenteed June 9, 2007
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poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009
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raw snatcher

A person who likes fornicating with prepubescent girls. Also known as a Zeev.
Don't let your girl play with that old man, he looks like a raw snatcher!

That hairy man was hitting on those teenage girls. What a raw snatcher!
by Z81F965 June 13, 2009
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Whistle Snatcher

One who goes around everynight boning the hell out of women
man i fucked so many bitches last nite they called me the whistle snatcher
by Germ69 November 8, 2010
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Gizz snatcher

A woman that attempts to con a man into getting pregnant by falsely claiming to be on birth control. They are more frequently encountered after college but before entering the cougar stage.
She was yelling at me telling me to take the condom off and that it's ok because she's on the pill. This chick's a gizz snatcher!
by gizzsnatcher March 31, 2011
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Vagina Satchel

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.
While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011
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