smart arse

A persons ability to get everything correct, often without even having to think about it.

e.g. Miss Ross (a.k.a. the Power)
An urban legend who uses her Smart Arse power to infuriate those around her!

by The Gamester Ad Helpline July 16, 2008

Smart Ass

One who's ass has a higher IQ than their head despite how brilliant they may be in other areas. Usually they are powerless to stop their annoying behavior.

hehe sorry. I can't help it. I'm a smart ass.

by MichaelTheKicker February 4, 2010

smart ass

better than a dumb ass

...
1) omg. ur such a smart ass!!!
2) i no, but thats better than a dumb ass

by therynofromthefuture:O July 17, 2009

smart ass

an ass that can sit on ice cream and tell u wat flaver it is

Wat a smart ass i wish i had it.

by Andy Legge March 9, 2005

get smart

1) to receive oral sex, a.k.a. get brains
2) to become more intelligent

That skank-ass Tri Delt was as dumb as a brick, but somehow every time I saw her ended with me getting smart.

by Nick D January 14, 2004

smart card

A system that is slowly being introduced all over the world. Smart Cards will be able to act as one card that can be used as:

* Bank & Credit Card & E-Money
* Passport
* Store Medical information
* Store Religious information
* Pay Tax / Use Public Transport / User Pay Services
* Store personal information
* Vote
* Store immigration/citizenship status
* Store criminal status

There are many problems with the smart card with the way governments handle; abuse and misuse personal information of the smart card holder.

In Malaysia and similar governments they refuse to give freedom of choice to their people to change religious status in order to manipulate exaggerated numbers of Islam and splice fear into those wishing to want freedom of choice. See M Moorthy for one example.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

tboned by a smart car

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."

by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009