spiderman

when a girl puts her legs up, and the boy jerks off trying to aim the jizz into her pussy.

After a long night of sex they did some spiderman.

by Dewie McFinn March 18, 2008

Backwards SpiderMonkey

This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.

O.M.G Becky! Did Jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?

by Dr. SplashBottoms July 17, 2011

Irish Spiderman

When you get so piss drunk that you have to use the wall to walk to hand over hand walk your way around.

You-"Wow dude he is pretty torn up"
Your friend- "HAHA wow dude he looks like an Irish Spiderman"

by Karl_Franz July 15, 2010

spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

by brecky August 21, 2007

Spidermanned

getting drawn on by other people when you pass out at a party. the design they draw is like spiderman.

She got so drunk and passed out on the couch so we spidermanned her.

by spiderman-er June 25, 2010

Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!

Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!

by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010

Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an naked woman. The man then proceeds to lick his semen off the woman's body.

"I'm going to do the Spiderman to you" Eugene said.

by VKoi August 7, 2015