return to sender

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

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Slunder

The verb "to slunder" means to soil, ruin in a dirty way, make grimy or filthy - but in a non-physical way (see examples). It originates from "slander", and the "un" which is changed originated either from a desire to incorporate "under" into the word - or, more likely, to utilise the un sound from cunt - and thus capture some of the foulness of that, the most terrible of words.

"That wraggot just slundered the atmosphere"

"Don't slunder that little girl's mind"

"The percussionist is slundering this song"

by Mistermiagi January 10, 2005

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Splendered

Being in a splended mood when you've consumed a mind altering substance.

After Tokin' up we was in a splendered mood

by Scott The Goat July 10, 2003

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Skender

Skank, cunt, skeezer = skender
Skender also means - shady, douche, perve, weirdo... You can use skender in almost any situation...

Situation: Mark a.k.a. whiskey was fucked up hitting on all the waitresses at the bar.
Example: whiskey was skendering around the bar.

Example: look at skender over their acting like a chester.

She fucked him again... skender!!!

He skendered the fuck outta them, stayed at his house for free didn't clean out buy groceries.

Skendering around the parking lot all fucked up...

by Winkis69 June 27, 2018

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