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When you trace your finger on your buttcrack and smell it
Weirdo 1: dude I just skeet and it smells

Song: SKEET SKEET ON MY MEAT (song sang by weirdo 1)
Skeet by turbo83 February 28, 2019
Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet
This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.
Skeet by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019
A word to use to get out of a sticky situation.
Your weird bro, I gotta skeet.
Skeet by Sammmmyhammmmy March 8, 2019
skeet is to cum and ejaculate
johnny you skeeted on yours sisters face
skeet by damon cunt March 13, 2019
oh darn i skeeted in my sister again
skeet by damon cunt March 13, 2019
To go somewhere, or to dip from some1
Mans gotta skeet from the ops g
Skeet by Crack den March 20, 2019