A greasy ass nigga who flexes with fake shit in hopes that it'll make him popular or get him laid. He steals his friends credit cards and only smokes weed so he can hang out with people.
Ay that hoe john sitto was flexing with his fake gucci belt and said that madison sucked his dick, what a lie
by Literally everyone at Woodbrid January 27, 2018
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Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
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In terms of the HBO show 'Euphoria': typically regarding Zendaya's character Rue and her drug addiction. An euphoria situation is used to describe an interaction with a drug addict; typically someone you know, and how imprudent it is to your life and theirs. The term is not used to describe someone or a situation in a hurtful or derogatory way.
You: John asked me for $75 to buy "groceries" and he'll pay me back on Saturday.
Dave: Didn't John just get out of rehab?
You: Yeah
Dave: I bet he doesn't have a job yet. How is he gonna pay you back?
You: Honestly, I don't even know.
Dave: Tbh, it sound like a 'Euphoria situation' to me.
Dave: Didn't John just get out of rehab?
You: Yeah
Dave: I bet he doesn't have a job yet. How is he gonna pay you back?
You: Honestly, I don't even know.
Dave: Tbh, it sound like a 'Euphoria situation' to me.
by DriftyRug February 7, 2022
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by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Hostage situation mug.August 5th. For all the couples in between a relationship and a friendship. Not sure if they are just having fun or in a real relationship. This day is for you.
by Poprulesall August 3, 2023
Get the National Situationship Day mug.The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.
Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.
Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.
I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.
by AKsteve April 28, 2011
Get the The Chinese Food Situation mug.Like a roller-coaster... a moment in which a situation climbs to a dizzying high, only to plummet to an all time low in an instant.
Guy 1: Yo, how'd the date go last night
Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.
Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation
Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.
Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation
by Urban_Wurd June 16, 2011
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