shitter toke

When you take a bong toke while taking a shit.

Damn, that was a good shitter toke

by Champagne papi February 11, 2019

Off the shitter

Something that is really really good. Like better than awesome.

Last night was 'off the shitter' ; this coffee is off the shitter

by Clumsy Solider April 27, 2016

Shitter Narnia

Three porta-shitters (or more) in a row, at a large gathering, with no line for any shitters.

Running Hood to Coast, we stop at an exchange and we found shitter narnia. Four shitters with no line.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2018

Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.

My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1

by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021

Dog Shitter

When someone is really bad at something. Or they stink.

WOW! That kid is such a fucking "dog shitter"

by dettmann5 April 22, 2018

Shitter Plum

A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.

The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.

by BobTheBooper February 4, 2021

shower shitter

someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.

Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.

by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022