Sheffield Sandwich

When a girl places a flaccid cock and balls between her feet and squeezes

them together as hard as she can. Also known as a "Billinghurst Surprise".

I took her back to my hotel room and she gave me a Sheffield Sandwich.

by MsP January 21, 2015

Sheffy

Godfather

Sheffy is Here

by Frenchdaddy November 3, 2020

beljain jacob sheffield

its when jacob sheffield swallows a lot of horse cum and fisting becca

beljain jacob sheffield

by steven56788 March 1, 2010

shelf-ride

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.

EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."

by Roman Sidorov August 18, 2008

shelf cred

Respect and trust for a person's opinions and recommendations about reading material based on the caliber of their own chosen reading material; can be based on preference of genre, but typically earned by reading stories and novels of subtance.

I'm shocked that Amanda read the Twilight saga. She has a lot of shelf cred with me. Well...she used to anyway."

Whenever I feel like a reading a romantic novel, I ask Maggie. She's got the most shelf cred when it comes to love stories.

by formicah February 21, 2011

shefty

Annoying, irritating and always in the way

Will is the most shefty person I know

by ConBea123 March 10, 2015

Seffers

If "Insestual Creampie" had a face. It'd be him.

Ew. He's such a Seffers.

by Thebadassbitch August 7, 2016