gopher-shank

A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.

The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.

by Ricochet0311 January 26, 2009

shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017

soccer shank

Kicking the ball way over the goal. A soccer term only. Ex. one would say, "That was an air ball!" in basketball. However, in soccer one would say "He shanked that ball!"

He really soccer shanked that ball!

by the smart asian June 22, 2014

shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

Jizz-Shank

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.

I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"

by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Corn Shank

a shank made from a corn cob

Those indians just tried to corn shank me!

by zane houston April 20, 2008