(Sexy) Skorpion

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.

Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion

by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009

sexy saturday

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*

"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"

by edkibbee December 24, 2013

Sexy Panda

A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.

I got to cuddle with my sexy panda.

by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016

sexy pizza

A form of personal pleasure in which a person sits on someone's lap and feeds them pizza while fondling their nipples.

That girl over there loves to give her boyfriends sexy pizza.

Late last night I was hungry and horny so I asked the cashier at the pizza parlor to give me a sexy pizza!

by Jack Killians April 3, 2010

homo-sexy

when a person is viewed as being attractive or pleasing to the eye by their OWN gender and not by the other gender

Danya: I honestly don't know why he thinks he is so good. He's not even that good looking.
James: What do you mean Harry? He's good looking.
Danya: Really? You think so? Huh, guess he must be homo-sexy

by stileless February 22, 2011

Sexy af

Meaning, "SEXY AS FUCK", meaning to be really really sexy. Even enough to fuck the person or thing you're looking at. To be sexually attractive, to a point of sexual excitement.

Man, that girl is sexy af! I could stare at her all day long! Like DAYYYUMMM!

by buttcrackjones May 10, 2015

ranch sexy

When a girl is attractive only at the place you work at. If you work at a shitty place where everything is gross and unattractive, then a girl that is only a 5 or 6 bumps up to around a 7 or 8.

Stinkman: I think she's sexy.

Luke: No way, she's only ranch sexy. The face is brutal.

by Luck Hampleton June 17, 2008