3 second rule

The 3 second rule is employed by anal retentives who are not as adventurous or courageous OR hungry enough to utilize the more spunky 5- and 10-second rule. If you are so cautious as to abide by the 3-second rule, maybe you are not cool enough to eat off the floor in the first place.

Adam: I am so hungry because I dropped my meatpie on the floor and it has been 4 seconds and I live by the 3 second rule.

Rebecca and Cristina: No problem. We will eat it-- we even have time to tie our shoelaces first while we are down there. Mmmmmm delicious.

by C.C.P. March 5, 2008

seconteen

Twelve (12). Used, as an alternate word, by those who wish to rid the English-speaking number system of remnants of an extinct base-12 number system and de-anomalise the ubiquitous base-10 (decimal) system.

See firsteen

"Seconteen months hath one year", quoth Wittingstein. "And twice seconteen maketh one day", addeth Kant. "Of that we can both be sure!"

by Tom Christmas February 18, 2004

second hand depression

when someone is so depressing they make you feel depressed and possibly wanting to commit suicide

person 1: it's so hard to live when you feel so worthless. i feel this way every day of my life.

person 2: shit, man, you're giving me second hand depression.

by icantdealm8 November 27, 2016

woodmansterne secondary

a school which is a primary and secondary and is thought to be the most neekiest skl in lambeth. if you find them, don’t interact, weird species of human and the children there are nerds. you will become depressed from going to this school, save yourself.

outsider: what school do you go?

person from woodmansterne: woodmansterne secondary why?

*outsider blocks person who goes to woodmansterne*

by roadman111 January 24, 2020

second gunman

a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

often confused with The Houdini

***this is in direct reference to the assasination of jfk, except they used bullets instead of cum. ***

concerned co-worker: what happened to your eye janine?

janine: oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend performed a second gunman on me at point blank range.

by aj cockandballs February 7, 2005

St Hildas Secondary school

St hildas secondary school is the joyous unification of nuturing amazing volleyball teams and gang recruitment. Weekly ambulance and police visits are a must

I went to St hildas secondary school and soon after constantly posted on my ig stories if anyone wanted to buy vape

by Cakeoncake August 15, 2021

Second Amendment

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008