Segway

A useless scooter with 2 wheels, thought to be the greatest idea of the century. However, the Segway would not be as impressive if a small wheel was added to the front.

A young girl in California was mugged on the sidewalk by a man riding a segway

by theskiesbled April 1, 2004

Sega makes quality games

a false statement

look above

by ps2 pwns all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 17, 2004

sega

Getting really really high. Comes in three forms: Sega, Super Sega, and Third Person Sega.

Yo slave bizzle what we doin tonight??

Shit i dont know lets get fucking sega!

by Dustin Hise October 21, 2006

Sega

Sega is a term that white people can call each other since its the white mans NNIIGGAA

Sega black people call each other Niggas. Example: Dude is on the street sees his home boy he goes up to him so he goes wut up nigga.

So since i'm white I can't say Nigga. If u have ever played Sega genesis all the games go Seggggaaa if u go Niiigggaa it sounds the same. So sega is the white mans nigga.

I see my man on the street I go yo wut up SEEEGGGAAA.

by Ron Sega December 14, 2008

Self-Segregate

When someone thinks everyone dislikes them because of their: Race, Gender, Age, Religion, or where they're from, when they really don't hate them for that. And then only hangs out with people of the same Race, Gender, Age, Etc.

Franklin: Bobby only hangs out with other Latinos
Dante: Yeah he just likes to Self-Segregate himself
Franklin: That's fucked up!

by Madness cutter February 10, 2019

seggsual

Used after a name of a person that you are attracted to, defining your sexuality

Bob -OMG I am Soniaseggsual
Sonia - And I am Tomseggsual! Should we kiss?
bob - no

by elpepeetesech December 1, 2020

Segovias

Referring to ones fingernails when grown out for the intent of performing classical guitar.

The term was derived from the name of master classical guitarist Andres Segovia. Segovia, as most classical guitar performers do, grew out his nails for superior picking tone.

Wow Luther, you have some lengthy Segovias.
I have never seen such well maintained Segovias.
I broke a Segovia.

by Drew___ February 22, 2009