Sedeuce

The act of seducing or being seduced by more than one person at a time.

Jim: "Dude, what went on last Saturday night? I heard you were with Vanessa and her friend Claire!"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all it took was to sedeuce them for a while and they were all for it."

by Sedeuced July 25, 2011

sedjen

seconds but not as cool

me:a goldfishe's memory span is two sedjens
ell: what are sedjens and why do goldfish have two of them?

me: its seconds but not as cool!!!!

by kougree8 August 6, 2011

sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011

segerman

a person who creeps out all of the girls around you also known as the anti poon

I was working over these 3 wicked ass sorority sluts and ______ came over and scared them all away, he's such a fucking segerman.

by wickedkidd October 20, 2011

Sergeant McHammerfist

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.

Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!

by obe_ November 25, 2011

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013

Sergeant Way

DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
HER
she happens to be the actual most terrifying human force on the planet. Do not dare to walk for a single second in PT or you will surely be dead. She may be the shortest marine ive ever seen but do not be fooled; she is a tiny bundle of pure enraged fury. shes also got amazing aim with a rifle, she well as one of the loudest screams like ever. she is not a force to be reckoned with.

" Is that Sergeant Way coming over here? "
" OH FUCKING HELL RUN, RUN OH MY GOD "

by mcjrotia January 4, 2015