secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

Secret Six

A group of 3 super hot fucking couples. There is always a larger than life southerner that loves to say you cunt and is a massive Payne!! A semi professional sports man that has salty balls and a fuck wit that wants to retire to a council house and loves a good tea bag. The chicks either have super human strength, can read minds or do Halloween make up!!

The dozy cow fell off her stool and ended up in hospital all because the Secret Six got together

by Spunk bubbles October 12, 2021

secret andmirer

your redder than a rose

" Im your secret andmirer bye cutey"

by anonymous January 16, 2022

secret seller

A person that sells their nudes online secretly. Sometimes with a different name.

“I’m looking for a secret seller to buy nudes from”

by iconicvirgin December 21, 2021

Secret chum

Adrian's very secret chum with very special Junglejuice

Omg have you tried adrian's secret chum it's so good

by Sheikhar_bhuti February 17, 2022

Secret Curry recipe

No No No you cant have this

Secret Curry recipe is not to share

by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022

Secret Smile

your partners Cum face that only you see on the point of Male/Female ejeculation.

Used in the Semisonic of the same name

"Love your secret smile!!

by monkeyboy1000 September 1, 2009