school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

by Matt January 15, 2004

School

A legal version of a sweatshop. Difference is, if teachers were given canes today, they would not survive their first use of it. Give a cane to a sweatshop owner, and he will use it to benefit the economy of india/indonesia/pakistan/taiwan etc etc....

"You gonna wag school today and smoke weeeeeed?" "Nah ill smoke it in class. I bet the teacher needs it more than us."

by Zerloch June 21, 2003

School

There are many definitions for 'School' here are afew of the most common.

1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles

In short, School sucks.

by Sheeka May 11, 2006

School

A system that scores you based on how much you fail and encourages high pressure competition, segregation, prejudice and non-thinking assumptions upon which are based the (lack of) reasoning for blindly obeying what you're told. this is education? rofl. yeah fucking right. more like A CULT or a CONCENTRATION CAMP!

cult useless lies school

by Paradigmshiftdocs4u August 23, 2011

school

Place where parents send their kids to "learn." In actuality, school is a reason for the kids to leave the house for the parents to have sex without the distraction/intrusion of their kids.

Little Johnny caught his mommy and daddy doing something so they sent Johnny to school.

by LOLimjohnny November 13, 2010

School

A place where you are kept for 18 years where they force you to listen to a person of higher power so the world will never experience another Che Guevara

Guy1: Why do we go to school?

Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!

Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that

Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!

by Batman123456789 June 3, 2008

school

A place where kids go to learn things that are basically useless to know as an adult :)

Person 1: remember Geometry from back in high school?

person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing!
person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless!!
person 2: riiigghhhttt??!?!?

by hiudsavbuds bvfijufds February 8, 2010