schmeggie 

The musky smell of unwashed genitalia.

Bro, it smells like schmeggie up in here.

schmeggie by zookeeper alex December 22, 2007

schmegma 

The ooze of pre-cum or after that comes out of a male's genitalilia

I didn't realize I had schmegma on me.

schmegma by robponz February 29, 2008

schmear 

A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.

After my partner played the big black I threw the ace of diamonds out there as schmear.

schmear by zozman June 19, 2006

Schmear 

A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.

Carla, you are such a schmear bitch.
Matt, you have a schmear camel toe.

Schmear by Alexwaetweg October 3, 2007

schmegma 

what deas breath smells like...

deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit

schmegma by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Schmeagle 

n. A person acting solely in their own self interest despite being looked down upon by society.

That foolhardy schmeagle in the fur mink just appropriated that old lady's favorite christmas sweater as he cackled and walked off.

Schmeagle by Dann the Love Machine & Holtzi June 12, 2011

SchmeggeldÖrf

A synonym for "Fuck" because too many people know no better word to use at Ozzfest.

Welcome to "OZZ-SCHMEGGELDÖRFIN'-FEST!!!!"

SchmeggeldÖrf by Potter Toews August 5, 2003