Ordinary Sausage

dude on YouTube with over 500k subs right now

Guy 1: " Hey Ordinary Sausage uploaded a new video!"
Guy 2: " Who the fuck is Ordinary Sausage?"

by WhoevenusesBing February 25, 2021

green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril March 05, 2012

Pickling The Sausage

When you are doing nothing

Casper is Pickling the Sausage. He hasn’t done anyting for an entire week

by Marcinicus June 18, 2021

Cooking the sausage

When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time

Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane

by AltCro March 27, 2018

Sausage Wheelie

An erect penis, also known as a boner.

"I love it when a girl sucks on my sausage wheelie."

by D. Riordan July 21, 2008

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll April 08, 2014

marinate the sausage

When you cum inside your girl and leave your wiener inside to marinate

after i shot my clue glue in ruby she held me tight so i could marinate the sausage.

by LuigiMegatron August 14, 2011