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Spoon Boy

A boy that likes cuddling up with a priest or family member, usually to initiate intimacy.
"Did you hear that Henry tried to seduce Father John?"

"How did he do that?"

"He tried to be Johns spoon boy"
by Truthy March 5, 2013
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Caramel Spoon

Something that happens in tylers pants.
A phenomenon that occurs when donations reach Over 9000. This causes Msico (phil) to shoop da woop and begin charging his lazer. As this is happening, Marrissa recieves a mysterious phone call from a private number. The caller says "So I herd u leik Mudkipz" and hangs up. Marissa does a barrel roll as she faints, just barely missing the blast from phils lazer which has been aimed at tylers weak spot to do massive damage.
Tyler wakes up just in time to grab a shovel that his wife gave him over 500 years ago and deflects the lazer blast, but shrinks the shovel down to the size of a spoon. Tyler is so excited and overcome by adrenaline that he puts his hand back in the pants, still holding the spoon...right as he soils himself.
the result is the fabled...caramel spoon.
"dude, did you hear about the caramel spoon?" asked jim
"Yeah man, i heard there was a whole bowl full!" I replied.
by Billyblanksbody October 10, 2008
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Spoon

What I eat my Trix cereal with.
Guy1: Trix is the best
Guy2: What the fuck, why are you shoving your face in your bowl?
Guy1: Thats how you eat it...
Guy2: Yo nigga try this shit, it's called a spoon
Guy1: Damn, kickass
by James Darkness July 6, 2009
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spooner

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.
Katie is such a spooner.
by Kituhn December 14, 2008
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golden spoon

noun
1. Douche bag advertiser who tries to reach the adolescent market by creating definitions for their product in the Urban Dictionary.
2. Douche bag Consumer who creates definitions for brand names in the Urban Dictionary.

verb
1. To hoodwink, swindle or con.
I thought it was going to be an entry about pissing on someone, but it turned out to be a golden spoon trying to peddle frozen yogurt.

There are too many golden spoons on Urban Dictionary as evidenced by the earnest entries found for Nike, iTouch, iPod, Gucci, j crew, ad nauseam.

I wish the editors of Urban Dictionary would purge all the bogus entries made by golden spoons along with all the rapid screeds that define exactly nothing.

I can't believe that guy golden spooned me into reading about consumer goods!
by lc13 October 25, 2007
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saloon doors

Another term for well used beef curtains
Her saloon doors were well slack... she'd been around!
by Adz January 22, 2004
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Spoon

1. A peice of cutlery or other such dining implement used to scoop food and sauces up. it can also be used for dessert.

2. To spoon someone is to cuddle up to them from behind (fully clothed) and hold them lovingly. contrary to popular belief, you cannot be a little spoon and still say you are spooning someone. only the big spoon can spoon.

3. As in "do you need a spoon?!" used to ask satirically if someone would like to use a spoon to get all the shit out of anothers arse more effectively. used when someone is being a kissarse
1.
T:Dinner bitch, pass the spoon!
BAG:i'm using the spoon!
T:don't make me mushroom slap you

2.
Ben was feeling pretty down, so i just lay there and sort of spooned him for a while.

3.
C: lets go to legoland
H: naaaah.
T: i agree, legoland sounds fun.
H: DO YOU NEED A SPOON?
by T.Dott February 4, 2009
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