Samuel Glazer

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer

by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022

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samuel brooks

The best person who ever lived

Samuel Brooks is Jesus reincarnated

by PakeJaul January 27, 2018

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samuel taylor

A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".

"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"

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samuel kikkert

a racist fuck that cant take a joke. He can talk shit but cant take it. HE LOVES THE COCK. LOVES IT. he does hate crimes to little children in his 2nd gen dodge. He always has a cum load in his lip spitting everywhere. He cant ride a bike to save his life he brakes everything he touches . o shit got to go here is right here. He loves the cock. no balls to rock a mullet

samuel kikkert is to do nothing with your life

by timothy hurst October 22, 2018

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