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Kovo Syndrome

Kovo Syndrome :

A Rare condition When your feeling out of place , lonely , and no desire to hang out with friends or communicate with others. Sports come rough , hands are rock hard and your concussion counts keeps going up. Nobody wants to play with you and it even know you

Symptoms :

- loneliness

- Increase in hair growth

- no drive

- increase in tweets
-ignoring the bros

- sports lacking skill

- chap lips

- heavy hands

- increased lies

- wheeling girls over FB

Outcome :

Not living life
Guy : Hey man wanna hangout later?
Friend: Nah sorry man , got homework to do

Guy: ah I see you starting to get Kovo syndrome
by Tricky CCT March 30, 2013
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toosier syndrome

Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.
‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome
by sparklygurl April 12, 2020
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Sage Syndrome

When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.
Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"
by Spudasaurus April 12, 2011
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On the Bus Syndrome

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!
John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome
by the Moose of Man September 24, 2011
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oolesh syndrome

The Condition in which u result in when you may or may not talk or walk or be friends with oolesh
Sadhoon,Oolesh,Bengu,Harmith
Recent victims :Sharon

OOLESH SYNDROME
by Oolesh.Kumar June 6, 2020
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Jonathan Syndrome

The realization that your younger sibling or siblings are cooler than you are.
"Have you seen Andreas he has started training" "Yes I have he's become way cooler than his older brother, that guy must have Jonathan Syndrome now"
by TastyCheese15 January 25, 2023
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Talari syndrome

The act of saying something, but then going completely quiet and unresponsive for a while after. Usually occurs during phone calls etc.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

Person 2: Yeah go-ahead

Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*

Person 2: Whatever man

Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...

Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.
by AnuPekkaSaukko June 12, 2022
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