Jacob

A Bitch Ass Nigga

hey i'm Jacob

by jakethefake December 29, 2018

Jacob

So fucking gay he sucks so much penis that he died. Usually he has a small penis so it’s annoying to everyone

Man he looks like a Jacob because he’s so gay

by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019

jacob

he likes anime and likes girl named kimberly

trust me this is every jacob i know

Jacob is weeb

by asunas thicc booty June 28, 2019

Jacobed

Getting fucked/raped

Mara got jacobed last night

by Shalom123 April 6, 2017

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

Jacob

A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.

Jacob is a dumb ant.

by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019