by Sexual Potatoes August 6, 2016

A beating stick traditionally made between 1 or more friends for use on a 3rd party, whom is a wigger, during a wigger intervention.
by amy greenwalt January 26, 2007

by Chiggy lover 5261 March 7, 2017

“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
by Travis123456 August 10, 2022

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

P1: "Ewww did you see Josh kissing that attention whore Kelsey?"
P2:"Barf on a stick."
P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
P2:"Barf on a stick."
P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
by Ohdeer October 19, 2009

by Horacio Fartknocker May 9, 2021
