Mashed Smadden

A drunk game of madden, where for every touchdown scored a shot of alcohol must be taken. The game must also be set to 15 minute quarters.

Instead of going out to a party we should just play Mashed Smadden tonight.

by schmam December 4, 2010

Satan Smear

Opposite of "Devine Brown"; a shit which can not be wiped by conventional toilet paper-mediated methods. Often times followed by an insidious itch as the stomach acid erodes your asshole.

I ate my friends 3-day old indian food that he left on the counter and I had a Satan Smear for the next 3 days. Now my ass itches, because of the residual stomach acid left behind on my asshole because I couldn't wipe it because it kept seeping out

by satansmear May 3, 2011

scat smear

The act of defecating and smearing it all over oneself or another body; may or may not including putting it in ones mouth or other orfices.

Johnny scat smear (ed) all over and into Lydia's mouth.

by Agnam February 19, 2015

The Magical Smear

When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!

The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!

by RickyTodd September 19, 2009

Full auto onion smear

When you slip some laxities in your girls onion for dinner and convince her to have sex and your giving it to her in the ass while we proceeds to shit on you in a full auto

“What did you do last night marshall”
“ I gave this hooker the full auto onion smear!”

by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022

Full auto onion smear

When you slip a laxities in someone’s onion and convince them to have sex and decide to put it in the ass unleashing a full auto onion smear

“What did you do last night marshall?”
“I gave my boyfriend a full auto onion smear!”

by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022

Pap Smear

When a girl gives a dude head, uses her teeth, and makes him sore for the next few days.

Hey Billy, be careful with her! Cause that chick totally gave me a Pap Smear last night!

by joshdamigo February 5, 2009