SMDH

It means "shake my dick head". But you also have to say "SMDH at you," otherwise, you would just be shaking it for no apparent reason except to get off. So, it basically means the same thing as the original except more of a tisk tisk with exposed genitalia.

Dude 1-"Man, I lost that chick's number from the other night!"
Dude 2-"Sigh...smDh at you."

by CaryGrant May 9, 2011

smdiack

A phrase used by overweight illiterate 40 year olds living at home in their moms basement, when losing an argument to a 7th grader.

raYZHu: AHAH U SUK DIK AHHHA U MOMMA FOCK GAYS AHAHAH
veRAGOoD: learn english you testiless chink
raYZHu: SMDIACK

by doogarev July 11, 2004

SMDAB

Suck me dick a bit, shortened for online. Easy confused with SMDB (Suck my dick, bitch).

Would you please SMDAB?

by case798 June 9, 2011

smdfm

Suck my dick for money.

Smdfm hoe!

by JohhnyBMeow December 6, 2016

Smdiyaap

Stick my dick in your ass and pussy

Smdiyaap

by CallMeJohn May 7, 2018

SMDS

Acronym of "Suck My Dirty Sanchez"
If you don't know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is, look it up.

SUCK MY SMDS!!!

by LaLaLaLyssa April 4, 2010

smdws

Suck my dick while standing. Commonly used for a very short girl.

Hey ill bet she could smdws.

by Danny Kaplan April 18, 2008