Scubanut

A squirrel that’s soaking wet and is scurrying away.

Yo, did you see that SCUBANUT running down the street?

by I AMTHEBEST121 July 24, 2024

Shcubble

Shcubble: to have oral sex and also be gay

Fred is having oral sex with Daphne. After, Fred had oral sex with the mafia boss. Fred is a shcubble.

by UwuSussyQueen... November 25, 2023

Shcubble

To have oral sex with a woman while being gay or to have had oral sex with a woman while being gay.

Fred had oral sex with his 37 hoe. He then had oral sex with a man. Fred is a Shcubble.

by UwuSussyQueen... November 25, 2023

Scubnut

A low value person who makes tea using old, used tea bags. This is highly offensive to British people.

This tea tastes disgusting. Some scubnut has re-used old tea bags!!!

by MassEvarg December 25, 2023

Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

scuba cut

A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.

I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.

by 1squance February 2, 2024

Scubbled

Flustered, between two thoughts

I can’t say what I’m trying to say, I’m all scubbled

by scubbled March 13, 2024