smarterchild

a robot who's good at singing

Hustle n Phil: hi
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...

by Philip7445 November 26, 2006

small pp

when you have a small penis.

guy 1: you have a really small pp
guy 2:*crys*

by hello son i is ur dad April 25, 2020

SmarterChild

AOL's half-hearted attempt at making a bot you can carry a conversation with. It has roughly the IQ of a child...that has been dropped on its head. Repeatedly.

Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.

Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A

Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.

Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.

by Evangelion May 1, 2006

Smash it

to be successful

Dude! Don't sweat your exam,I 'm sure you'll smash it.

by Iman1359 February 28, 2010

You're killing me, Smalls

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.

"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

by Bill so chill October 14, 2008

wicked smart

an adjective used in the boston area or mass to describe someone with above average intelligence

is mainly used to describe people who have knowledge of really random things

Friend #1: "did you know that human and monkey dna is only different by about 2%"

Random guy: Really?

Friend #2: my boy's wicked smart!

by fkdif3 May 19, 2010

don't sweat the small stuff

don't get annoyed by the litle things in life

Boozer: Yo man I just lost two bucks gambling

Me: Hey, don't sweat the small stuff man, it's only two dollars.

by d'fo March 24, 2004