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sleepy bastard

One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.
Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!
by Jack D.Handles April 1, 2019
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Sleepy blowie

When you fall asleep with a penis in your mouth and the natural movement gets him to completion.
Holly woke up in the morning with something in her mouth and realized that she had given John a sleepy blowie.
by Jlove8899 July 23, 2017
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sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)
Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!
by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018
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Sleepy Brontosaurus

Someone who is unreasonably tired/sleepy all the time.
I'm already tired. Can we go to bed?
But we haven't even gotten off the driveway!
That doesn't change the fact that I am one sleepy brontosaurus.
by KomodoKrap January 30, 2025
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Sleepy tooth

secret code that pediatric dentists use to explain to frightened children how their tooth feels after an injection of local anesthesia
It's ok little Johnny, don't worry that it feels weird. I gave you a sleepy tooth!
by tridd September 13, 2015
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Sleepy Talky

1. When your tired and say something really random and stupid and you blame it on you been tired.
2. Lubey Lew (my alter ego) has come out to say hello!
“Sorry, that’s was my sleepy talky kicking in
Go to sleep before your sleepy talky gets the better if you”
by LewisFromHolland August 14, 2019
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sleepy man nose filter

A nose filter device used by men to stop the spread of dandruff when sniffing a females body hair.
My new lady friend is covered in body dandruff, therefor i must install my SLEEPY MAN NOSE FILTER PRIOR TO HAVING SEX with this lovely woman.
by gatordick November 24, 2023
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