Random acts of Duncan. Everybody knows a dude named Duncan that is wildly unpredictable. A "Slam Dunk" is an action, or an opinion, that is not beneficial to society. Slam Dunks are usually ridiculed for being so out of place and detrimental to a good time (ie: parties, epic Facebook threads, and conversations), but have been known to produce laughs. In general, Slam Dunks are usually a bad thing.
In speech, "Slam Dunk" is usually used before or after the word "Bitch"
In speech, "Slam Dunk" is usually used before or after the word "Bitch"
Dude 1: "We had this post on our Facebook group. It had a thousand comments on it, but Duncan deleted it"
Dude 2: "What!? Why'd you do it, man?"
Duncan: "It was my post bitch... Slam Dunk!"
Dude 1: "Did Duncan just walk through the drive-thru?"
Dude 2: "Yes sir... Slam Dunk"
Dude 1: "Hey Duncan, How was Spring Break?"
Duncan: "Well, I don't remember half of it, so.... Slam Dunk, bitch"
Dude 2: "What!? Why'd you do it, man?"
Duncan: "It was my post bitch... Slam Dunk!"
Dude 1: "Did Duncan just walk through the drive-thru?"
Dude 2: "Yes sir... Slam Dunk"
Dude 1: "Hey Duncan, How was Spring Break?"
Duncan: "Well, I don't remember half of it, so.... Slam Dunk, bitch"
by W3B5T3R April 16, 2013
Get the Slam Dunk mug.A form of "dancing" used by pre-pubescent scenesters and older emo/scene eunuchs alike. These people are not true music fans, they go to shows to be seen by their friends. This display of jackassery annoys the piss out of true fans, who end up beating the scenesters to bloody pulps between sets. These kids don't have the nuts to mosh.
At the Dream Theater/Opeth/3/Between the Buried and Me concert yesterday, the mosh pit started when some asswipe's slam dancing connected with a Dream Theater fan. The true fans around beat the slam dancers down mercilessly.
by Dragomir Andreyevich May 18, 2008
Get the slam dancing mug.A type of action done by kids who are too weak to get into a real mosh pit so they must pretend fight so they won't get knocked on their asses.
by hayabusa_06 February 26, 2005
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by tom the viking December 28, 2007
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by Anonymous August 26, 2003
Get the Slam Dunk mug.Mandatory slamming of a full beer by all comrades who are drinking. The goal being to be the first one done so you can call everyone else a pussy.
After finally getting some beer, everyone grabbed one and I announced Slam Jam! All bottles were hoisted up with mine being the first emptied.
The party friendly short version is "Mandatory SJ"
The party friendly short version is "Mandatory SJ"
by Brf June 19, 2006
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by ForSteve October 23, 2009
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