Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.

Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.

by Braxenator January 27, 2019

kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.

I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!

by Dindi304 August 23, 2011

Shuffle bembo

Playing porn on shuffle

I can't wait to shuffle bembo tonight.

by Thetruefaggot June 13, 2018

turfle shuffle

when a fat kid shuffles his body.

the boys on the bus were talking about the turfle shuffle

by sushi-loverrr June 24, 2009

Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017

Bassist shuffle

The walk-dance usually done by female bassists, though can be done by men as well.

Involves bobbing your head and sticking out your chest while taking small steps, while also playing bass guitar.

D'Arcy Wretzky of Smashing Pumpkins is always doing the bassist shuffle.

by Unitedhipster November 15, 2010