schmoker

Either a term of endearment or a trash talking term. Used when attempting to rile up friends or talk smack to street walkers.

Look at that schmoker in the white Miata convertible.

by DMC40 June 23, 2008

Schmoffo Bunny

noun. A small fictitious rabbit whom is constantly happy and drinks coffee. As a personification of one's first cup of coffee in the morning. All it can say is 'Schmoffo.'

"I'm so happy I think I'm seeing Schmoffo Bunny's."

by leasi February 18, 2009

Schmohe

One classy motherfucker who tends to be awkward in social situations but makes up for it in interesting fashion choices and delicious vegan baked goods.

What a Schmohe that Gerald is with his goldenrod blazer and package-clinging daisy dukes!

by Joan Baez October 17, 2008

Schmoggled

Completely fucked up on alcohol. Like, srsly.

I was completely fucking schmoggled. I might've banged that cougar. I can't remember. Cuz I was schmoggled. Word.

by J Saynt August 31, 2010

Schmonty

To come over a friend's house in a non-ordinary way.

Shed your ball and chain and schmonty on over for a pint.

by Terrible Timmy November 7, 2010

Schmokey Bushters

Brand of ciggarettes made in tullamore, a small town in Ireland

Jes i'd love a packet of Schmokey Bushters right now

by yof yror November 26, 2010

Scemoic

Scemoic is a adjective that describes someone/something as Scene (sce), Emo (mo) and Epic (ic). Combining all three words scene, emo and epic; will give you Scemoic!

*Girl walks out of Hot Topic's dressing room with all black dress, lace gloves, blue and black hair extensions, dark make-up and goth jewelry*

Girl: "How do I look?"

Boy: "You look very scemoic... It's amazing and I like it!"<3

Girl and Boy: *Hugs*

or

*walks into goth room*

Girl: *Gazes around* -Gasp in excitement- "This room is so Scemoic!"

by The muffin man! October 23, 2011