HSRS or human safety restraint system

The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.

My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.

by T in VA March 29, 2009

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom

Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Online Safety Act

See mental retardation.

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.

by Esquivalience July 30, 2025

Public safety academy

A school that really sucks but has a cool kid so cool named dominic machado the first.

public safety academy is a school i guess

by public safety academy April 23, 2019

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

safety d

(n.) A man who is on a woman's "safety list" of guys she has slept with in the past and who are not dangerous psychopaths or possessive and are halfway decent in bed. A woman will keep these men in her phone for situations when she is feeling horny but does not want to take her chances with someone new.

"Sarah and I broke up months ago but I'm still her safety D on occasional Friday nights."

by Hunal11 March 13, 2014